JY Is Having A Boring Holiday
Nothing much to do, so let us talk about random things

Topic1: Exercise
You know I saw this inner/outer thigh machine at the Tampines gym recently.
Thinking it is something new,
I tried it.
I highly recommend guys not to do those machines because it will seperate your balls from the distance of Earth and Moon to Pluto and Sun.
Either that,
Or you probably suffer from a tear and bleed to death.
Unlike our counterparts from Venus who can bleed every month for a week without dying.
Ok,
I find myself getting sexist.
But I still must proclaim that I still am interested in chiobu which lead to the next topic.

Topic2: Prom
I regret going to prom.
I don't mean to insult any girl,
But
1) If you don't have anything,
Then don't show.
I would really prefer you wearing something decent.
2) It spoiled most people's beautiful and innocent image in their school uniform.
Ok,
Actually,
I know la,
None of you really are that beautiful and innocent.
3) If I go on,
I think I would not have any female friends left.
But it is better than some guy's status I read on Facebook who says he add girls to only PCC right?

Topic3: My Playlist
Wang Lee Hom - Ai Cuo
Maybe maybe the reason why my blog sounds so sexist.

Topic4: My neighbour
After singing my Primary school change period bell,
He said,
"Auntie, shower, shower, shower."
As I am typing this.