JY's Blog

2012-01-29T15:27:00.001+08:00

JY Talks About Steamboat
It is the Lunar New Year!

I have a problem every time I eat steamboat.
My food will float away from the ladle whenever the soup has been disturbed by forces beyond.
The conclusion I came out with is that the reason the food floats away is not because the food does not want to be cooked,
But it is because the ladle cannot contain the food from the shock wave caused the unknown to the steamboat pot.

I have looked into the kitchen for help,
But not even the Seven Great Giant Spoons of the Kitchen can do the job.

Each has its on weakness.
Each unable to contain the food from floating away due to external powers in the steamboat.

So I went on a quest to look for the chosen ladle.
And I found the longer cousin of the Original Steamboat Ladle!

My hopes for it were high,
But it still failed the test in the end because the food still could escape with just a bit more effort from below as the energy gathered and gave them a boost.

Of course,
There are always the sticks to turn to.

However,
One must understand that the stick might fall into the soup if the pot is any bigger than that of the picture.
And most importantly,
This sticks has been processed.

With days of searching the tall mountains and deep seas,
I finally come across the ultimate cage to lock the food when they are cooked inside the steamboat.
It is the Metal Tea Bag modified with the function of thongs for ease of releasing and capturing the food while holding it inside with little to no effort!

Just with a little modification to it by making the gaps of the cage bigger the food would be cooked more easily.

Lunar New Year steamboat dinner is now saved!

2012-01-05T17:46:00.001+08:00

JY Blogs Again!
In a long long time!

I have not been blogging for a long long time.
According to the Blogger stats,
The only reason my blog has page views is because people who search the awesome McDonald's burger on Google got sent to http://lalalameworld.blogspot.com/2009/09/jy-got-nothing-to-blog.html.

Well,
It does not really matter to me since I do not update this blog frequently.
It is not to say I have any other blogs to update,
But I do not have much expectations in the human race.

No,
Wait "human race" is too a big a phrase to use.
But "friends" may seem a little too much to all those kind friends of mine who still read my blog despite its current predicament.
And "life" seems a bit too board a word to use.
I still have expectations in my life.
Just that I have less now than before.
It is due to things that have happened over the years and more recently when I start to have more awareness of my surroundings.

No,
Again,
A wrong choice of word.
*when I start to care more about my surroundings.

Expectations are something I try forgetting due to what I call a more naive or perfectionist kind of spectacles that I wore in the past to look at this world.
I was hoping the best out of everyone.
But there was not much to hope for in the first place,
Thus,
I gave myself a sense of false hope.
It is certainly difficult for me,
But all I got to tell myself now is that if I do not expect anything,
I will not get any disappointment.
I am not saying the world is hopeless per se.

There is always the other side of the coin.
I have yet to explain why I do not have expectations instead of low expectations.
You see when something comes out better than expected,
One would start to drawn to that activity or person.
He or she would continue to engage in or with the activity or person because things turned out to be delightful in the end.
However,
Things start to turn ugly when you expect more since the activity or person was able to give you more than what you expect before.
Most of the time,
At this point,
You will find yourself disappointed again.

By the way,
You are not reading any thing philosophical here.
So if you do not want to read on,
I suggest you stop.
It is not likely I am going to talk about the recent ministerial pay cut suggestion, the change of power in N.Korea, USA 2012 Presidential Elections, or the financial crisis in Europe.
This is very likely due to my current inability to come out with anything more complicated than a simple 3-worded sentence.

After talking so much about expectations,
I am sure you have no expectations about this blog.
So I think I shall I end my post here.
However,
Since you came here to know more about me,
Because a personal blog is the new online dairy of the new digital age,
I will let you know what I have been up to these days.

What I did recently was nothing much actually.
I have no school.
I cannot talk much about what I do in detail for two years.
Because it is so awesome none of you except people who sleep in the same room with me every night away from home gets a chance to try what I try.
The epic adventures of going to the wild and camp there at night!
You people are jealous once I tell you about it because not many of you will get to do what I do at least once in your life.
And I get to do it for two years!
Just kidding.
The fields are not fun place to be,
Even the lifestyle without it in camp is kind of mundane to me.
It is not as if they transform me into the character that Tom Cruise portrayed in Mission Impossible.

Other than that,
I had rather special New Year night this time.
But I cannot tell you where I went without explaining myself clearly here,
So I shall not do so.
Otherwise,
My respect level will be drastically adjusted.
Well,
It depends on how you see it.

Next,
It is my new found interest in K-Pop.
It is weird I only listen to males singing in English and Chinese or at the very most a duet,
But I only watch female K-Pop groups' music video.
I guess it is the language barrier,
So the only thing that translate well is their feminine dance.
However,
You should not judge me from there because I started to watch the Korean version of City Hunter too.
But of course,
With Chinese subtitles.
I certainly hope it is not the male lead who is making compelled to watch the drama.

2011-11-26T14:18:00.001+08:00

JY Does Update His Blog Finally
With a movie review

I must explain my last post first.
You see,
Last week,
I tried to make a super long blog with a review on every movie I had watched for 2011.
But due to some errors by Blogger and my mistake for not making a copy,
I wasted 1 hour of my life on nothing.

Please be reminded there are massive spoilers in this post to 那些年，我们一起追的女孩 You Are Apple of My Eye

There are people I know who do not understand the meaning of spoilers and blame me for spoiling them in previous posts.
So for all those people who need to know the meaning of spoilers,
Here you go,
According to dictionary.com,
·er /ˈspɔɪlər/ Show Spelled[spoi-ler]
noun
1. a person or thing that spoils.
2. a person who robs or ravages; despoiler; plunderer.
According to Wikipedia,
Spoiler is slang for any element of any summary or description of any piece of fiction that reveals any plot element which will give away the outcome of a dramatic episode within the work of fiction, or the conclusion of the entire work.

Even if you proceed,
I must advise you to watch the movie first.

This is probably the best movie I had watched this year in 2011.
It also has a very meaningful theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWzlwGVQ6_Q

I must disagree with some people thinking the ending was a bad one and it spoilt the whole show
It was certainly not a happy happy ending,
But in my opinion it was still sort of a happy ending.
Everyone got their own life (they sort of wanted and love doing) in the end.
It really does not have to a typical Taiwanese idol drama ending.
It certainly do not to have this

Or this

It really needed none of it.
How many of people really got the girl they first loved at 18?
~~I just self-pwn...~~

Next,
Everyone say Shen Jia Yi (potrayed by Chen Yan Xi) very chio.
In storyline aspect,
Don't know is I suay kia or what
In my 10+ years of education,
I have never been in the same class as a girl who is pretty and so hardworking and like a guy who is like the main character,
Despite me being like the main character,

Except just more handsome here and there a bit.

But then she is 28 leh.
A bit old for me.
My engine on that time,
She also turn off liao.
But then,
This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tw_6pjXQv4 is still good.

Also,
When is ponytail chio?

Ok la,
She chio.
All the Singapore school girls with long hair now is chio?

On the serious note,
I think her crying is very realistic.

Rating: 4.5 Shen Jia Yi Poster on Your Wall

2011-11-20T15:44:00.000+08:00

WAH CANNOT TAKE IT MY WHOLE POST GONE!
GONE!
GONE!

2011-11-04T20:57:00.000+08:00

JY Tries Not to be Emo
"I am not emo, I just never smile only hor!"

So long never update.
I think no one read this anymore.
Plus,
The last few posts people say too emo.

Aiyo,
It is not that I want to be emo.
Nowadays,
I lost touch not only with the world,
But also life itself.

You see,
I cannot remember what I read and do these days.
I cannot even react to situation properly anymore!

Case Study1:
In camp,
Got FHM in the bunk with Top 100 of 2011
I play Big 2 and tried reading it at the same time.
At first,
Got motivation.
But later I found out that it is a distraction.
I became the loser of the game and need to shuffle and give out the cards.
Don't know is it becasue of the Top 100 list,
I gave out five stacks of card for a cardgame for 4!

But after much thinking,
I think the Top 100 list cannot make it.
The ranking and people in the list is questionable.
Shall not say who top,
But really cmi,
You must waste the money and read yourself.

Unless you want to go to the website where I got my own Top 100.
Very easy take a few picture of some chiobus then type some funny or horny comments can liao.
But then it is a paid site la.
Just kidding.
I only suggested having such a website.
Then my bunkmate tell me like this not nice.
Walao,
Want earn money where got moral values one?!
My English is getting from bad to worse besides my values...

Case Study 2:
Went out with my family,
Got the ang moh guy very gentleman hold the door for my whole family.
Don't know I turn gay and find him too handsome or what.
I walked and stepped into my sister's slippers and almost trip over it...
No,
I never fall on my face flat.

Hai,
See not I want to emo.
I lost my class and style since don't know when :(
I even use lame emoticons:) now.
Something is wrong with me@.@
Seriously...-.-

2011-09-11T19:45:00.000+08:00

JY Wants To Get Tuition Again!
As his dreams told him...

Dream1:
I went into the the room for my secondary school Chemistry tuition.
However,
The tuition teacher said it was not turn,
It was my sister's.
I was like "huh?"
I really thought it was my turn.

Dream2:
I went to arcade to play.
After which,
I went home and someone told me I was late 2 hours for my secondary school Math tuition.
Went into the room and got a scolding.

Funny they were all secondary school tuition...

2011-08-30T20:05:00.000+08:00

JY Talks About His Life For Today
He actually has a life!?

Back in 2009,
I posted about
http://lalalameworld.blogspot.com/2009/06/jy-wants-to-go-swimming-pool.html
Me wanting to go to swim.
I went to swim today.
According to the article,
Jurong East Swimming Complex,
The one with the big slides and pool is a good place for sight-seeing.
But I guess it was too outdated...
Nothing to see except two young hai ke yi girls who keep stalking ~~my friends and~~ I...
Disappointing :[

Now I am making a new documentry on where to find chiobus in Singapore.
Interested participants in this programme please email to jylookingforyou@sgchiobus.com.net.sg
Thank you.

2011-08-21T13:01:00.000+08:00

JY Dug Out His Old Sketchbook
Blast into the Past!

One year ago,
Someone ask me if I can show her my comic book which I drew when I was in kindergarden.
Unfortunately,
They are gone.
Last week,
Somebody ask me if I can show him more of my drawings when he saw the last last post.

Since I have nothing to blog about these days except the past...
Let me show you something I drew in Secondary One!
Yes it is Secondary One.
These is the earliest drawing I can find for now...
I know if I say it is from date earlier,
You would say they are cuter.
It is like when people see babies,
They would all swam around them and hug it and say how adorable they are.
But how come they don't swam around me now?
I was just as cute as the babies less than 2 decades back.

There was an era when Pokemon was extremely popular.
There was a time when people in my school played RPG on jotterbook?
These are I think creations of mine or sort for those things.
1. Droplet:
Something like a water type starter Pokemon.
2.Puddle:
Make sense to have a droplet involve into a puddle right?
3.Wave:
If it made sense the first time,
Why not the second?
Of course its attack include throwing itself at it opponents.
Obviously,
It would be called Tsunami.
4.Spike:
Just a ball which should spikes out.
Probably does not evolve.

5.Bomber:
Second starter.
A fire type.
Throws bomb.
Clearly ~~copied from~~ inspired by Super Mario's Bob-omb.
6.Flight:
Something like a Pidgey or Sparrow that lacks an evolved form.
7.Rocket Bomb:
Certainly following the trend of the first monster mentioned.
A bomb just turned into something more high tech.
Clearly ~~stolen from~~ inspired by Super Mario's Bullet Bill.
I do not think it can attack anyone properly without exploding though.
8.Flare:
Not the evolution of Rocket bomber after it exploded.
A legendary type of monster like Pokemon's Moltres.
9.Electro:
A manisfestation of electricity
A legendary type of monster like Pokemon's Zapdos.

10.Snakey:
Clearly ~~a copy~~ an inspiration from Pokemon's Ekans.
The third eye however is something different.
11.Slash-Bear:
Care Bear's worst nemesis.
~~A split-image~~ An inspiration of Pokemon's Sneasel.
12.Bubble-Boo:
Something inspired from a Gameboy game character which I cannot seem to remember the name of.
Do not burst upon being attack.
13.Dark:
Something obviously evil.
A monster like Pokemon's Mewtwo.
Later,
I would use it for other things since it looked too much like a human under a cloak...

2011-08-14T00:50:00.003+08:00

JY Look Back
Forward to the Past!

I did not remember this until a former classmate remind of this.
About less than one year ago,
Someone said,
We would come out very often after A Levels.
I said,
We would not as everyone would be doing their own things.
The former classmate said,
I was a bastard for saying that.
Well,
I am proud but sad to say,
I am right.
At least,
I am not part of any outings...

Come to think of it,
We never had a proper class outing per se.
And I have less than 5 people in that class I am in contact with now?
Of course,
As a ~~handsome~~ boy,
I must the take initiative.

It really does not matter to me,
I guess.
The 2 years had its ups and downs.
Certainly a unique stage of my life.

Sometimes,
I cannot help but to think that
Sincere people are naive,
Clever people are hypocrites.
At times,
People can be the worst of both.

I guess no one from that place which barely puts me in a university read this blog anymore.
So just bare with my rantings if you got no clue what so ever I am talking about.
Like I do everytime I speak?

2011-08-09T12:18:00.000+08:00

JY Blogs About Army
They ain't all Restricted and Confidential!

It is National Day!
Lets talk about my patriotic acts for the past 5 months!

First, we

Next, we learnt

No,
We all know they are not true.
This is the truth:
http://www.mindef.gov.sg/content/imindef/publications/cyberpioneer/index.html

2011-07-17T13:02:00.000+08:00

JY Talks About Life
It is a serious matter

Sometimes,
The journey called life brings you to places you do not want to be at,
But you have no choice to continue in that path.

Yes,
There was a time when I was eager to stop schooling,
But I cannot wait to get back to school now.

Actually,
I don't even know why I am typing this.
Life now feel so screwed up...

I am currently trying to look at my situation positively.
Something like a 2 year break from education.

When I am out,
I see people enjoying life.
For example,
Yesterday,
I saw a girl playing the Initial D arcade game.
She was really into it.
She wore black gloves to match her black Mitsubushi.
And even wore a hoodie for the night races.

Haiya...

2011-07-07T16:39:00.000+08:00

JY Is Not Here To Blog How Handsome He Is Anymore
It is not a guy proclaiming to be handsome, but it is just a handsome guy telling the truth

For the past 4 months,
I was not able to blog much simply because I was asked to serve the army.
I cannot talk about the training in much detail because of obvious reasons,
Although every Singaporean Son knows what I know.
However,
We will still keep it a secret to keep our home safe and peaceful to ensure continuous economic growth to benefit everyone,
which led us to a demographic-economic paradox.

Ok,
I shall not go into the chim things that nobody will be interested in.
Lets go into crappy things that nobody will be interested in.
But I cannot do so as people treat my blog as truly how I live as a person.
I have to assure that is not true at all.
That is proven by people who know me really well understand that I am not a

I do not

As I speak to people around me.

If you are still

Then

Here is an artist impression of me after 4 months being trained as a combat fit soldier.

I must clarify that specimen does not mean that this applies to all soldiers.
Such ~~handsome~~ awesome and outstanding features only happened on people who trained hard enough to turn themselves into perfect human specimens that every national laboratories want to study.

You might ask

and thinking

Have no fear!

Because anything said here will only remain here!

2011-05-14T23:10:00.002+08:00

2011-03-03T21:52:00.002+08:00

JY Blogs
Before hell kills him 2 times

Tomorrow would be the release of A Levels...
I am hoping it is going to ok enough to go to a desired course of mine in a desired university.
Someone once told me and every other person in that lecture theatre,
"Do you have more opportunities when you get good A Level grades?... There would be more opportunities when you screwed it up...When some doors close, some open. Doors that you never knew were there."
May I add that I would create my own !#$% if I had to.

Saturday would be me enlisting...
Extra 2 months for me...

However,
Why do I blog about such things?
Let me tell you about my trip to Macdonalds just now.
When I sat down with my family,
There was a girl on the other table keep staring in my direction.
Like always,
I take it normal because I got used to it.
Later,
I found out they were my mother's students...
-.-

Oh and they was also filming a new commercial at the counter.
According to the woman at the counter,
They were here since afternoon.
That is very sad.
A whole bunch of staffs unable to film a commercial efficiently...
Even the model also sian there already...
This led to a conclusion among my family that people who are into arts do not plan.
Beauty just needs that gut feeling in the beholder.

2011-02-08T22:04:00.003+08:00

JY Passed His BTT
50/50!

As the title says...
YAY!
I still can't drive!

I thought I was destined to hire a limo driver for my whole life,
But no!
I was given a chance to become a limo driver instead!
Alright I shall look on the bright side of life.
I was given a chance to become a F1 driver instead!

However,
that was not the point!
The point is that a chiobu came to talk to me at the driving center today when there are many other people asking if there is any procedure before taking the BTT!
At that point,
I just thought I was handsome.

After finishing the test,
I went to print my results.
Then a yandao came over and ask how to print and need money to print or not...
At that point,
I just then realise I just looked helpful...
No maybe he is a gay.
Ok I think the first option makes more sense.

I might have an exciting triangle love story for a movie here!
Screw Brokeback Mountain.
There is a guy who is a gay which I am not saying I am or I am him because I am not in any way related to this anonymous guy who I am creating for my fully fictional storyline.
Then his sister brought her hot bf home.
Upon laying his eyes on her sister hot bf who happens to be a bisexual,
A love triangle happens!
Okay nevermind.

2011-01-23T20:46:00.002+08:00

JY Blogs Again!
But he got no "feeling" to do so...

I blogged because someone ask me to blog about I got nothing to blog after some people asked me why I never update.
You people really read such things?
What if I type something more "chim" on my blog?
Will get more interesting or not?

I actually picked up some new things during the holiday.
I started becoming more into Top Gear.
A BBC production about cars.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TopGear
I know nothing about cars actually except that they can move when they are working.
It also certainly boosted my English standard as I now speak with a British accent in a Singaporean way, while adding in Chinese in a thick China accent due to the increasing number of Chinese immigrants coming in, with a mix of Hokkien vulgarities.
Maybe I can try to do a video on that.
Hmm...

The other thing is the new emo song on my playlist!
王力宏「需要人陪」
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsgFeL5Xw4Y

But then I also got another song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGr3TIQRyB4
It is filled with intensity.
So much so I listen to it everytime when
1.I go to the gym and grunt when I carry the heavy weights
2.I scrub the floor very hard to get the dirt off
3.I have constipation.
4.The night still young, especially the song opening.

Oh I also went Japan.
I have yet to blog about it and probably would not because I actually wanted to edit the Tokyo Drift song to describe my trip but half of it is Japanese which I don't know how to edit since I don't understand like half of my trip.
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Tokyo,
If you seen it then you mean it
Then you know you have to go.
Fast and furious! (Kitaa!) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious! (Kitaa!) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
to
I wonder if you know
How I stay in Tokyo,
I can't understand what they say
Then I know I have to go.
Wakaranai! (Shake head!) (Shake, Shake, Shake)
Wakaranai! (AV!) (Nice, Nice, Nice)

Ok no la I good boy.
Pure, innocent and holy.
AV is not my thing.

2010-12-19T20:05:00.003+08:00

JY Random Blog Post
Totally random!

1) BBT
I passed all 6 trials on the 2nd try!
I failed 3 at my first try thinking I was destined to hire a limo driver!
But now I must fulfill the destiny of becoming a F1 driver!

2) Reading
I am reading!
For some reason after A level.
I found an interest in non-fiction!
Fiction looks more epic in films...
I am now reading "a History of the Internet and the Digital Future"!

3) Off to Japan Soon
Yes,
Of all places.
WHY!!!
Neh,
I don't care anymore.

2010-12-12T22:17:00.004+08:00

JY Is Having A Boring Holiday
Nothing much to do, so let us talk about random things

Topic1: Exercise
You know I saw this inner/outer thigh machine at the Tampines gym recently.
Thinking it is something new,
I tried it.
I highly recommend guys not to do those machines because it will seperate your balls from the distance of Earth and Moon to Pluto and Sun.
Either that,
Or you probably suffer from a tear and bleed to death.
Unlike our counterparts from Venus who can bleed every month for a week without dying.
Ok,
I find myself getting sexist.
But I still must proclaim that I still am interested in chiobu which lead to the next topic.

Topic2: Prom
I regret going to prom.
I don't mean to insult any girl,
But
1) If you don't have anything,
Then don't show.
I would really prefer you wearing something decent.
2) It spoiled most people's beautiful and innocent image in their school uniform.
Ok,
Actually,
I know la,
None of you really are that beautiful and innocent.
3) If I go on,
I think I would not have any female friends left.
But it is better than some guy's status I read on Facebook who says he add girls to only PCC right?

Topic3: My Playlist
Wang Lee Hom - Ai Cuo
Maybe maybe the reason why my blog sounds so sexist.

Topic4: My neighbour
After singing my Primary school change period bell,
He said,
"Auntie, shower, shower, shower."
As I am typing this.

2010-12-06T13:13:00.004+08:00

JY's New Adventures
Season Premiere

Episode 1
I started my new diet.
Nothing much to comment on anyway because it will take time to see the effects.
If there is even any.

Episode 2
Went out to find prom clothes.
We stopped by Ion.
THE SUIT WAS 4K!
4K!
4k!
4k!
4k!
Went to Tampines and the suit was $80?
But one must admit the difference in quality.
4k suit probably means you can wear it to sleep, climb mountains and swim in the Pacific Ocean.

Episode3
Went to Somerset and waited for my friend to buy clothes,
While the other went in to do I don't know what with him.
One of them is nicknamed Gay Boy by the other.
And the other told me he will miss me when we part ways.
But that is all not important.
Because I was standing outside beside their bags along the corridor at the railing.
Then 4 girls came along...
For some reason,
313 is so big,
But they have to stand beside me near the bag.
They stood so near to me,
I decided to move away...
Must be I too handsome.

No,
I did not ask for their numbers.
Because usually one will fail when the girls are in a group based on my previous observation of another friend trying twice.
Let me tell you the reason.
You try to hook the chiobu in the group.
Then the uglier one would try to tell the chiobu not to give.
Perhaps out of jealousy.
For some reason,
An ugly girl often also have an ugly personality.

Episode4
Celebrated birthday of a monkey.
Outside of zoo.

Episode5
Watched Rapornzal
(I really don't know how to spell it)
I must admit that it is hard to go wrong with Disney.

Episode6
Nothing much happened...
Filler episode.

Episode7
Got a new haircut.

2010-12-06T13:03:00.005+08:00

JY Re-emerges!

Need to put somethings into closure you know?

Regarding a post back in May...

Well,

At least it didn't turn out like this...

2010-11-12T19:56:00.002+08:00

JY's New Blog Post Does Not Have a Subtitle Because He Did a Quiz and Found Out That...

Your mind is never at rest.You are continually striving to influence all those about you. You have some excellent ideas but you persist in trying to persuade others just how great your ideas really are. Maybe you are trying too hard. Take it easy - remember, 'Everything comes to those who wait'.

You are an emotional and sensitive person. You are inclined to delight and wallow in all things that give pleasure to your senses but nevertheless your tastes are refined and you reject anything that is indecent or vulgar.

It is amazing that you yourself believe that old 'adage' that you are a misunderstood person - and you feel that because of this you are being left out in the cold. It is because of this lack of believed understanding that you feel the need to conform to society in general - but this situation leaves you 'cold' knowing that you are not appreciated for your true self. Any relationship that you are developing at this time does not seem to involve any true emotional commitment, you seem to be just playing along.

You are being unduly influenced by the situation that is all around you. You do not like the feeling of loneliness and whatever it is that seems to separate you from others. You know that life can be wonderful and you are anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to live it to the full. You therefore resent any restriction or limitations that are being imposed on you and you insist on going it alone.

You are anxious about all the limitations to which you are subjected to at this time. You feel that you are not valued for what or who you are. You need OUT. So why procrastinate any longer - MOVE!

2010-09-18T23:31:00.002+08:00

JY Talks About September
Meh, Not Really...

New emo songs on my playlist!
A Lonely September by Plain White T's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_QK-sXBPAA
If I Told You by Plain White T's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUg-tJ3XFno

Seriously,
Cannot do the manga anymore.
The character JY is supposed to be in the manga called Bleach is being ruined...
He look so ugly now I have to censor him from my blog...

2010-09-13T21:04:00.002+08:00

JY Has A Great Analogy
After A Great Experience

I did economics paper 2 today.
I knew the answers and I knew how much time I have
I think
But I just could not do it...

It is like having erectile dysfunction.
You have a hot chick in front of you,
You know what to do and how to do,
But you just cannot do it...

2010-09-06T23:38:00.003+08:00

JY Is From Heaven
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

It has been sometime since I blogged.
So I shall tell you a story...
With loosely translated dialouges...

Once upon a time,
There was a woman who has problem driving car in front of our car,
When my family was having a day out.
The woman was "kayu".
Kayu meaning here: http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php?op=LexView&lexicon=lexicon&alpha=K&page=1

My Father: The woman must be having her big aunt coming.
My Mother: Maybe she forever cannot see her big aunt anymore.

My conclusion:
Face it,
The dickless womankind!
It is your personality!
You have bad mood when you are hungry at the infant stage.
You have bad mood when you held my hands in kindergarden and primary school.
You have bad mood when you have PMS.
You have bad mood when you have menopause.
You have bad mood your whole lifetime!

No,
I don't hate females.
My grandmothers, mother and sister are females.

I hope I am not writing this under (or cause) any kind of incitement or any drug influence.
I might just be bored.

2010-08-24T20:07:00.003+08:00

JY Is Back!!!
For One Last Time Before The Epic Battle?

Explanation for my absence:
Emo since I don't know when.
But still emo...

Just look at my playlist:
Your Call by Secondhand Serenade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkuypwKUX2Y
Perfect by Hedley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUGEzPH2dJQ

So I tried to edit the lyrics to find fire but failed...

Your Call edited:
Waiting for exams, I'm sick, fail I'm angry
Pass I'm desperate for the "A"
Writing to the notes we used to read
In the hall, do you remember super cold, need thick jacket
It's writing on nonstop, like when we got no time
Like when we would fail

Cause I was born to tell you I can score
and I am torn to do what I have to, to play the game
Study late tonight

Read and prepared, I am new, I am fresh
I am feeling so ambitious, you and me, pen to paper
Cause every breath that you will take when you are sitting next to me will bring anwsers to my deepest hopes, What's your fantasy?
(What's your, what's your, what's your...)

Cause I was born to ace the A' Level and I am torn to do what I have to, to go out play Study hard tonight
And I'm tired of writing the same things, and this solitary moment makes me want to come back home x4 (I know everything you wanted isn't anything you have)

Cause I was born to tell you I owned you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you die
So I get the "A"s

Cause I was born to hate Cambridge like that
as they set the paper very damn hard, to make us fail
Screw this crap with me
(I know everything you wanted isn't anything I have)

Perfect editied:
Failing like mad every test I take
It still take me by surprise
I just know "A" very hard
I can see from the questions
Chua-ing sai like toilet is free
Takes a lot to realize
It's worse to finish than to do re-test
And never put pens down
And as long as I see got time do somemore
I won't fail
Even if you marked me all wrong

I'm not perfect
But I keep trying
Cause that's what I said
I would do from the star
tI won't go uni if you'd fail me
So please don't cross
Was it something I wrote
Or just my ugly handwriting

Making every kind of gesture
It takes a lot to copy
It's worse to finish than get caught red-handed
And always try to lie
And as long as I can see you writing on
I copy
Even if you said you did wrong

I know that I'm not perfect
But I keep trying
Cause that's what I said
I would do from the start
I'll fail bady if I don't copy
So please let me see
Was it something I said
Or you just hate me totally man

When I'm caught while cheating
And I've no excuse at all
When I've got nowhere to run
And I've got nothing inside
It tears right through me
I thought that I could score
I not hao lian man

I'm not perfect
But I keep trying
Cause that's what I said
I would do from the start
I'll cry daily if I fail badl
ySo please don't fail
Was it something I read
Or just my the notes all wrong

I'm not perfect
But I keep trying
Cause that's what I said
I would do from the start
I'm only happy if you let me pass
So please just tick
Was it something I did
Or just my, just mySelf, just myself
Myself, just myself
I'm not perfect
But I keep trying

2010-07-31T22:06:00.002+08:00

JY Breaks The Silence On His Blog
As He Tries to Speak Less And Softer in Real Life AGAIN?

"I find myself so handsome, I want to marry myself." -JY

2010-07-18T22:31:00.002+08:00

JY's Weekend Adventures
Triple Outing!

Friday:
Gay outing with 3 A05 guys.
We went to watch Inception.
Good movie if you just don't think too much by some of the plot holes.
I shall go start dreaming every now and then in effort to create a world of my own.

Saturday:
NPCC reunion outing with 9 guys.
We went to play pool.
Ate Yuki Yaki.
Eat until I almost vomit.
No it was ok,
Just that I am too full.
When you got outings with guys only at a buffet,
They tend to go take drinks and stare at over the dividers to look at girls.
Wah,
Then the 2 girls come nearer to sit at the opposite after that...
To make their ice cream.
After which,
Go Suntec and squeeze Carrefour bread.
Then talkcock session see people's girlfriends (a lot) on Facebook.

Sunday:
Belated birthday outing with 8 A05 girls.
Yes!!!
Finally,
Girls!!!
Ya,
but,
but,
Nevermind...
Spent 1 hour waiting for people.
Eat Just Acia.
Saw Buzz Lightyear and a small kid who molested me.
Go Spotlight buy feather duster.

In conclusion,
I never do homework this weekend.

2010-06-25T20:04:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 21
21, Age of Coming

2010-06-24T23:36:00.001+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 19
You Know JY Needs To Go Back To School When He Statrs Posting About Indian Rojak Lunch

(Not the one I went)

I had an interesting experience at the Indian stall outside my house.
I ordered Indian rojak.
The one which you get to pick your food.
I waited for quite long.
The I turned aroud I saw the uncle take out the one circled in green in the picture.
It was chaoda...
He stunned.
He looked at it with his thongs for quite a few seconds...
Then he took a new one.
Later when it was served,
My ball that is white circled in red in the picture,
Becomes red colour like the one circled in pink.
Well,
It was nicer than the white one since it had potato inside or something...

2010-06-24T22:33:00.000+08:00

JY's June Hoiday Post 18
Rate a bus ride

Criteria to rate a bus ride:
1. Waiting time (Max. 2)
-Come Immediately = 2
-Less than 10 minutes = 1
-More than 10 minutes = 0
-Chase after bus = -1
-Run and fall down = -2
2. Seat (Max.2)
-Seat with support at the side to sleep on = 2
-Got seat = 1
-No seat = 0
3. Person beside you (Max. 3)
-Very chio chiobu = 3
- Chiobu = 2
- Ownself sit = 1
- Others = 0
4. Noise level (Max. 1)
- No noise = 1
- Noisy = 0
Total: 8

2010-06-21T16:20:00.003+08:00

JY June Hoilday Post 17
Boredom + No motivation to study = Video!

2010-06-21T01:04:00.002+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 16
Have you ever wondered if JY blogs while being drunk?

According to this website,
http://www.romancestuck.com/flirting/mans-guide-to-flirting.htm
Here are more behaviors women engage in while flirting:
Lets do some deductions on the behaviors...

-Sways her hips while walking.
I can't help but say this is very common like Animal Planet mating season.

-Tilts her head and/or exposes her neck.
Maybe she just didn't sleep well last night?

-Licks or bites her lips.
Just hungry la...

-Tosses, plays, or twirls her hair.
Safer than when they start tearing their hair off their head and take knife chasing you.

-Crosses and uncrosses her legs.
If you don't uncross your legs after you cross them, then how in the blue moon do you get up?!

-Slips her foot in and out of her shoe.
Must be some fake goods making her uncomfortable...

-Holds a lingering gaze a few seconds longer than usual.
Maybe your face just look dirty or what.

-Giggles or laughs when you laugh.
It is a joke and everyone laughs can?

-Engages in friendly teasing.
What do you do when you are bored?
Bully the people around you la!
-Winks at you.
Human winks uncontrollably.

-Smiles suggestively.
Adding to the S-Combo,
Lets change it to Simles suggestively and sickly.

-Casually touches to your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand.
Can't be help after you trained like an idiot and no one except you touches them right?

-Raises or lowers her voice volume to match yours.
When you quarrel,
Don't you shout?

-Touches her cheek.
Toothache.

-Exposes her palms.
Nobody wears gloves for no reason in Singapore -.-
-Has tall, straight posture while sitting or walking
You don't want to have back problems when you old right?
-Puts her fingernail between her teeth.
She must have accidentally cut her finger.

-Plays with her jewelry.
No bling bling in school hor.
See liao must tell teacher!

-Raises her eyebrows.

It's called the People's Eyebrow by The Rock!

-Wears sexy clothes or shows suggestive cleavage.
In a conservative society we live in...blah blah blah...

THIS LIST MAKES NO SENSE TO ME AT ALL!!!!!

2010-06-16T23:52:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 15
Don't blame me

Let JY teach you science.
You know sometimes...
Okay,
Many times,
I have to find a common topic for everyone...
Resulting in me having a bad image...
But then as you read the following articles...
You will find out that it is all natural human reaction...
I am just trying to help you with your instincts...

http://www.attractyourperfectrelationship.com/blog/lust-at-first-sight/
http://www.timeslive.co.za/lifestyle/article302165.ece

As you can see from the url,
The topic...
So don't click if you feel uncomfortable reading it on your own in front of the computer...
Okay,
Maybe you are with somebody...
So don't blame me.

2010-06-16T23:07:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 14
JY's Emo Playlist...

You bought the last post about my new playlist.
So I shall do a new one...

1. Fyfe Dangerfield - She's Always A Woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ux6i1A3RNk
2. Backstreet Boys - Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTt9Dg4VYtE
3. Backstreet Boys - How Did I Fall In Love With You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW0k-DH-IVI

Yes,
I sit under running showers and tugged my legs together while I sing these songs...
I am emo.

2010-06-16T22:50:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 13
Outing with a bunch of boys

Let's talk about the most exciting part of the outing...
SETTLER'S CAFE!
We played
1. "I don't know what gold mining game is that."
2. Family Business
3. Panda Monium of whatever it is spelled as...
4. Spot the chiobus

Best game= Family Business
I am going take our class
And split it into 2 gangs
And take the pictures
And we will play Family Business!!!

Actually nah,
That was the second best.
The best Spot the Chiobus
Even though there is not such a board you can find.
You see I said long ago this group need girls...

Let me tell you what we did...
Halfway through the game,
Whether it is shuffling cardss or explaining of instructions,
All of a sudden,
We will all stop and look into the same direction...
Chiobus!!!
Or,
Don't know why,
Everyone would have bladder problem after I told everyone that I saw my schoolmates at along the SMU corridor or whatever you call the place...
Going toilet don't know how many times...

Okay,
Maybe it is because of the free flow of drinks...
I drank the most sweet drinks in like 1 year after trying to avoid them...
I drank ice-cream soda and everyone else drank peach tea...
I have unique taste...

2010-06-14T21:15:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 12
EPIC DREAM!

I tell you this dream is epic.
It is totally like a movie storyline waiting to sell out the box office.
Ok,
Maybe it is used somewhere before already.

It goes like this,
I am part of a four men police team.
Awesome,
And these three people are somehow friends and teachers.
Then we were chasing two criminals who appeared to be my friends too...
One of them hid somewhere,
While the other ran somewhere.
I found the one of them with the other two teammates.
We bashed him and put him away while the other was chased by the other teammate.
When we caught up,
The other was found dead apparently killed by gunshot by my teammate,
Even though the other do not have a weapon.
But he said he did not do it.
We are in deep trouble...
Dream ended with a sad face from my teammate who "killed" the criminal...

2010-06-14T21:03:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 11
Tuition what tuition?

Yesterday,
I went for my GP tuition.
I reached there as usual.

Then,
The door was locked.
So thinking that the adminstrative staff was late.
I went to sign up for lecture.
The door still locked.

Suddenly,
Stomache,
So I went to toilet.

In the toilet,
I realised actually no lesson on 13/6.
So after completing my bombing of the toilet bowl.
I went out.

All of a sudden,
I realised the corridor was so dark and quiet.
The place was only dimly lighted with the green exit sign.
It looks like a ghost movie scene.

I started shaking and ran through the hallway.
My heart was racing.
I turned back there was no one.
But I thought I heard footsteps!
Must be mine then.
And I turned back,
The plant caught me in the face and I fell!
I tried to look for my spectacles on the floor but I cannot find!
Next I heard my name!
It was an old lady staring at me!!!
I almost shit in my pants despite just going to the toilet!

Ok,
I am just kind of bored.
The paragraph on top is crap.
I just took a lift down safely.

2010-06-11T23:37:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 10
My father say ah...

As brokenly translated from Chinese,
"Go find a girlfriend now, then throw her away, when you go army."
Shortly after,
"Don't have any friends good ah, can concentate on studies."

Eh,
Put two statement together,
It is harder to understand than what Confucious said.
So I am taking it as:
1. Get a girlfriend now
2. Throw away all your friends
3. Throw her away when you go army
4. Thank her that you cannot study because it is her fault

2010-06-11T23:28:00.001+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 9
Karate Kid

4 Karate Kicks

Not a very bad film considering it spanned 2 hours or so...
You see it has got:
(Might contain spoilers)
(Each point = half a Karate Kick)
1. Black guy
2. China man
3. Jackie Chan panting
4. Not-so-chiobu from Beijing
5. Small kids fighting
6. Kungfu not Karate
7. Small Kids fighting reminding you of your Primary school days
8. "Jacket off, jacket on" (repeated over 9000 times)
Yes, I counted so make you do too!

And Iam practising it at home to master some kungfu.

After I get kick out of school for beating up bullies,

I will become world heavyweight champion.

Of course they showed how they trained kungfu.

Remember when Uncle Chan was doing that when he was young?

But one problem,
What are they teaching to our innocent young children like me?

2010-06-08T22:31:00.001+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 8
Humour is an 'act of aggression'

Article 1:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6078247/Humour-is-an-act-of-aggression.html
Article 2:
http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/335/7633/1320

Very edcational holiday I am having.
So the next time,
Some boy try to tell you a joke,
He is being aggressive.

When we all thought the alphamale is aggressive...
Now we all know the joker is...

2010-06-08T22:19:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 7
Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6132718/Men-lose-their-minds-speaking-to-pretty-women.html
I know this is old.
But if it is really true...
Hmm,
For SA2,
I must choose my seat wisely.

However,
I think it is also true for woman.
You see today I went to the doctor.
The girl at the counter gave me thw wrong number,
Making me go to the counter twice.
I bet she love my name and my face.
Then when she was giving me the medicine,
She had to constanly look at instructions on the bottle and the packs,
In order to tell me the dosage.
I bet it i was my handsome looks that make her dumb for the few minutes.
Ok,
Maybe she is just new or a bimbo.

2010-06-06T20:38:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 6
Songs on JY's Playlist Now

You know after I changed my phone,
I changed my taste for the music I listened to too.

1. The Pussycat Dolls - Hush Hush; Hush Hush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky4AinSeiE8
2. The Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0K46C82v9o
3. The Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha ft. Busta Rhymes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNSxNsr4wmA

Sometimes,
I would listen to these songs
And imagine I am part of The Pussycat Dolls
And practise those dancemoves in the toilet.

2010-06-04T23:13:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 5
The Real Shrek!!!

2010-06-03T22:19:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 4
Dumman High ASEAN Summit

Sorry,
But I must say it is a highly unrealistic thing.
Thus,
My lack of active participation for the past 3 days.

However,
Hosting such an event seems like such a great thing.
To boost my school's reputation and to better the communication of local and foreign schools
I suggest doing a mock session of any of the regional organisation below:
1. African Union
2. Organisation of American States
3. Arab League
4. Commonwealth of Independent States
5. Council of Europe

It is the holidays!
Learn some new stuff like the differences between Council of Europe, European Union and Eurozone!

2010-06-01T21:03:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 3
The Tabasco sauce still reeks in my mouth...

The taste of Tabasco stll haunts me after 2days of visit to NYDC.
At first, I added it to my wedges.
It enhanced the very artificial taste of the wedges....
Then it was in inside the Buffalo Wings again!

Then next day,
I went to school and buy Lor Mai Kai
Then I somehow tasted Tabasco inside my Lor Mai Kai...

Today,
When I burp,
I tasted Tabasco!!!

Boring post,
But remember to Google some funny Tabasco pictures!

2010-05-31T23:22:00.000+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 2
Trip to NYDC, Bugis Yesterday

NYDC is a cafe and restaurant.
It is good I must say.
I ordered,
1. Buffalo Chicken Wings
-Good: Something I see on TV is finally on my plate
-Bad: No sign of buffalo
Doesn't taste as good as the ones I seen on TV, must be the special effects
2. Boney Dog
-Good: The hotdog was huge
The bread was crunchy
-Bad: No bones despite the name
3. Boo Boo
-Good: Chocolate mudpie is awesome
-Bad: Boo Boo is a ghost in Mario
4. Iced Water
-Good: Healthy
-Bad: Tasteless

2010-05-29T22:31:00.001+08:00

JY's June Holiday Post 1
Ice-cream for a hot day

Nowadays,
Living in Singapore is like living in a microwave oven.
The weather just kills...
So I decided to get some ice-cream.

Guess what I got?
MAGNUM GOLD?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzWajjnfBig&feature=related
Awesome commercial I tell you.
But the guy look so uncool that I did not think that it is a movie at first glance...
Singapore had a different one or something?

Take a look at the GOLDEN ice-cream!

The freaking GOLDEN ice-cream looks freaking like it is freaking painted with freaking GOLDEN freaking poster paint!!!

I am afraid my liver turn gold and rot now...
I cannot sleep...

2010-05-23T19:17:00.002+08:00

JY Returns!
With nothing controversial...

Let's not make this blog one that feed on controversy.
It is not like I get money out of it...

But then again,
Who will read if there is nothing interesting?

Okay,

Let me tell you the reason why this is so boring,

Because I am scared.

Scared of what?

This...

I know this is getting old,
But I didn't even need to edit this except for 1 dialogue.

Okay,
Something not so normal among the normal.
I had my NAPFA test.
I jumped 190cm.
I shuttled ran 10.6s.
I sat up 43 times.
I sat and reached 50cm
I pulled up 7 times,
Before I crossed my legs to hard and you get the rest of it...
I 2.4km ran 12.22mins

I will tear my quadraceps in this June to stay at home 2 more months...

Before I get anymore boring than this...bb

2010-05-11T19:51:00.002+08:00

JY Is Back!
Because he finally have something controversial to post!

Text edited by me.
Other things belong to Tite Kubo

2010-04-20T22:32:00.001+08:00

JY Cares About Domestic Affair
The Straits Times Home 20/04/10

Somethings just don't grow...

Just like my height....

2010-04-17T12:54:00.000+08:00

JY and PW
JY is pissed.

Even Hello Kitty is pissed.

2010-03-29T20:07:00.000+08:00

JY Blogs About His Bus Ride!
How exciting can that be?

Wah tell you ah,
The bus for the wheelchair people one hor,
No wheelchair people take one leh,
I think hor if full hor, no 4 persons will move out for the wheelchair person la...
Thus, I think we should have a bus service going around fetching wheelchair people sponsored by some rich guys who doesn't need to take the public transport but think the public transport is epic good.

Actually,
I tell you the real reason.
The corner on the buses where the wheelchair can park give me a hard time on a 1hour bus ride...
Yes I stood for an hour when we have a world class public transport...
No,
I don't mind that since many stood with me...
But, that corne is so sqeeuzy it puts me in world position.
I tell you after the bus ride,
I get down the bus,
I feel my back pain...

That is not just it,
During the bus ride,
Got some woman stand so close me...
Then is like so uncomfortable...
After that,
Some guy with big biceps stand there and hold the hook,
Like showing off his biceps...
Next,
Some guy come in stand,
But don't know why,
He must stand side ways and his face face my face...

I tell you Bus 21 seriously cannot take...
Not some strange boy means some strange circumstances...

2010-03-26T19:18:00.001+08:00

JY rewrites I Made It lyrics by Kevin Rudolf featuring Cash Money Heroes: Lil Wayne, Birdman & Jay Sean
New title: I Flunk It by JY

I took my SA1 this week...
Original track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br5jTI_SpwI

Yeah
Math Econs History
Damn Difficult
Cannot Do

I look at the paper
And I chua tio my sai
I never thought it was hard
I flunk it, I flunk it!
I used to dream about, the As I'm not getting
I know that theres no doubt.
I flunk it, I flunk it!

Known from the class where no one really get A
But I never give up the fight.
Ya, but tio screwed up.
I told you to let it die
No answers fallin from the sky-y-y-y-y
I flunk it.

I look at the paper
And I know confirm no hope
Ive known it while revising
I flunk it, I flunk it!
I used to play around, with girls who don't know me
I know that theres no doubt.
I flunk it, I flunk it!

Yeah
GP
Economics Math
History
Crapped out
0
Paper, write till caoda burning smoke
GP paper about the screwed up globe
Think hard, till cannot any more.
Good results, all hit onto the floor
If I pass, pass liao give you cash
More money than I earn for holiday can?
Stunna results, see liao sibei power
Thats how we do it, make girls cry in the shower
Toilet, toilet bowl doing big things
Pens down liao thought still got some time
Flip another page, see liao like cannot do
So I flip again, question stunna1

I look at the paper(THE PAPER)
And now the U is mine(THE U IS MINE)
Ive known it all my life(all my lifeeeeee)
I flunk it, I flunk it!
I used to dream about, the grades im getting now(ooooo)
I know that theres no doubt.
I flunk it!

Ooo I flunk it
I flunk it...
I flunk It...
I flunk it...
Aiyo Eh you listen
See I dont live for results,and I dont care for fame
I'm in this for the love of the game
Funny how girls can change
They didnt believe in me
Then they calling my name
Now look who called in
They didnt wanna know me back then
But ever since get VISA Platinum
Everything turned around
And now the girls all hunt me downnnnnn

I look at the paper
And know the A not mine
Ive known it all my life
I flunk it, I flunk it!
I used to dream about, the life I'm screwing now
I know that there's no doubt.
I flunk it, I flunk it!

Came from my sec school, lookin like my motha
Made it to A05, looking for cuddle
Cash money goldmine, notes no money pay
Girl you chasing money like loan shark chase you
Uh and thats word to my white flag
I leave first and leave you behind pay last
I sleep at home so much I got the bedrash
And I just tell em to shut up till really pass
Staring at you thinking that I am the man
I might drop my balls if we hold hands
Uh it feel good to be here, but cafe very dirty like need rebuilt
Need Money

I look at the paer
And know the results are crap
I've known it all my life
I flunk it, I flunk it!
I used to dream about, the U I'm getting now
I know that theres no doubt.
I flunk it, I flunk it!

I look to my frienddd!!
We flunk it!
Ooo!
Flunk it, We flunk it
Yes We did
(x5)
We flunk it

2010-03-26T18:37:00.000+08:00

JY Played Animal Kaiser!
At Kallang Leisure Park!

After playing some other games at the arcade,
I decided to play Animal Kaiser.

As I approach the machine,
I saw a young boy there.
I must say,
Kids nowadays are very enthusiastic about the game,
Just like I was about Power Rangers when I was young.

He asked me lots of questions including:
1. Can give the card or not?
2. You got beat the Special Ops Leo before or not?
3. The hippo stepped on his brothers very bad right?

Then he even help me press the button to give me my second damage that took away more than half of my hitpoints.
Thank you, brother!

He also gave his opinion on the gameplay.
He said he didn't like "fake" attacks like Magma Inferno which have the animal burn and not die...
He prefer "real" attacks.

What can I say?
I merely nod my head...
Or do you think I should have told him the truth?
The food chain?
The fact that lions don't roll on its opponent and give out numbers when they damage them in the process?
Or the Special Ops don't have a lion at all let alone one which have golden wings?

I mean come on...
Finally I got chance to relax and play some games then you must come dixiao me...
Somebody should just put the machines at the kopitiam and let these kids talk to those uncles...

2010-03-17T13:02:00.000+08:00

JY Tries to Explain Why These Days No Jokes
Seriously, no joke.

My feelings as written on a website:

"You are constantly hoping that your good fellowship and attitude and your 'love for your fellow man (or women)' will give you peace of mind. You need people - people around you to care for you and to show you that they care. It is this hope that keeps you going, the hope that makes you the type of person that indeed you are. Your own need for approval seemingly makes you always ready to help others and in exchange you seek love, warmth and understanding. You will always listen to others and you are open to new ideas which hopefully will prove fruitful and interesting.
You are an emotional and sensitive person. You are inclined to delight and wallow in all things that give pleasure to your senses but nevertheless your tastes are refined and you reject anything that is indecent or vulgar.

The present situation, not of your making, is forcing you to compromise. You will have to hold back and forgo some of your hopes, dreams and aspirations.
You are feeling extremely nervous and frustrated. At this moment you are impatient, erratic and irritable. It could be that you are not feeling that well at this time - possibly suffering from hypertension. You feel that the situation is threatening and dangerous. You are resentful that what you have striven so hard for is being menaced and you are at your wits end because you feel powerless to prevent it. You are fearful that everything can collapse on you like a pack of cards and that you could lose everything. You are unable to view the situation objectively. You are attempting to remove or minimise this threat but you are overextended to the point of nervous prostration.
Being afraid that you may be prevented from achieving your hopes and dreams is making you anxious and nervous. As a dreamer your ideas can at times move into the realm of fantasy and you could be following that so called illusive dream."

2010-03-11T21:15:00.000+08:00

JY Found A Easier Way Home
He can walk less

I took the bus for the first time after 1 year from school.
I now know why I made the right choice to not take it for 1 year...

There is one boy sitting behind me.
Let's not describe him,
It will make me look like a basket.
He shouted "OH MY GOD!" for no apparent reason...
No that's not it...
He shouted "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"
For like more than 1 minute???
I turned around and I saw him pointing his finger up in the air...

No it did not end there...
He contiuned with a long "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Okay,
When you thought it is all over and you can start thinking of your wife and girlfriends again on the long boring bus trip again...
Then...
He did a "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" again!!!

I tell you ah...
If last year I take this bus ah,
I don't know how many times I going to meet this boy and hear him shout...

Last but not least,
He finally went down the bus.
So when you think it is going to end...
He went down the double decker bus stairs shouting,
"GO DOWN! GO DOWN! GO DOWN! GO DOWN! GO DOWN!"

What a wonderful bus ride I had...

2010-03-08T20:38:00.001+08:00

JY Wants to Go Marriage Convention 2010!
But he is not married...

Wah...
I tell you...
The radio stations everyday keep promoting the Marriage Convention 2010...
Make me also very tempted to go...
But ah...
Single price $12 and Couple price $16...
So ah...
I am thinking if anyone want to go with me or not?

For more information:
http://www.mediacorpradio.sg/marriage2010/

Yesh, nowadays, I am turning crazy...
I don't know why...

2010-03-01T20:41:00.002+08:00

JY Has No Time...
He tried very hard to do this...

I changed the text only hor...
Others is belong to BLEACH.

2010-02-23T19:32:00.001+08:00

JY is Haunted by The Ghost of OBS
Not once, but twice...

Let me tell you something first.
This post is to complain, not to be funny...

First, the OBS sandfly bite, as what the doctor said, is not gone yet.
So i went to see the doctor again.
She said she gave me a stronger cream, but not any medicine...
Because the medicine has STERIODS!
I am like what the fiak!
STERIODS?!
Does that medicine the doctor gave me 2 months ago have the same compound?
I am so scareded.
I am already starting to poke my body to see there is any excessive muscles around...

Second, PYJ, my partner from OBS, and I are together again today!
Not together as in together in a gay way
But together as in taking bus home together...
He ask me run for the bus 37...
Then we boarded the bus with only the driver and a lady on it...
Suddenly, the lady's head fall off and the bus driver turned out to be a dummy!
I am like OMG!
Ghost of OBS not even in the 7th month?!
Eh, actually not...
PYJ just tell me we were not taking 39 but 37 which does not go the correct way...
We went to same place with Salvation Army, The Japanese School and Applied Material...
I thought we were going Changi Prison for a moment when the bus went up the highway...
He must be taking revenge against me for typing his name wrongly the last post...

2010-02-19T23:30:00.004+08:00

JY's Parents Comments on His Yearbook!
Please don't beat me up! So initials shall be used to protect identities like I use JY...

Comments are posted in no specific position.
Translated from Mandarin and based on memory, so translation might be wrong...
Somethings are forgotten in the process of typing.
If you find anything offensive, it shall be removed, just contact yeoboy123@hotmail.com

My mother:
College Advisory Committee: Got one look like Black Society one
On covergirl: Got more pretty one around...She point to 08A01 OXH
On PYJ: "Oh I see him before..." Wait for the best part of the comment..."He move like girl."
On 09A05 girl: "VTWT and CALML looks pretty" I'm sorry CYH's Top 2 apparently not mentioned...
On 09S01 Civics Tutor: "Chiobu"
On LSL and SWY: "Look alike"
09S27: No one smile...except for one.

My father:
"Where your girlfriend?"
(I don't have one-.-)

PLEASE, I STILL WANT TAKE MY A'LEVELS, DON'T BASH ME UP!
I SAY SORRY FIRST!

2010-02-15T22:48:00.004+08:00

JY's Battle Against His Increasing Weight
The Results

The smoke is clear!
The battle is over!
The winner of the match and stillllll...
JY's Weight Loss Programme Championnnn
OBS!!!
via unanimous decision (2.5kg to 1.5kg )

2010-02-14T23:07:00.002+08:00

JY's Lonely Valentine
and Less $$$ CNY

It always feels like a failed match-making session when I browse through pictures on Facebook...

2010-02-13T22:57:00.001+08:00

JY's Battle Against His Increasing Weight
The Main Event

Ladies and gentlemen,
Your main event of the evening!

Standing in the corner to my left!
Accompanied to the ring by Dirty Dirt!
From Pulau Ubin!
Weighing in tonight at negative 2.5kg!
He is the Wilderness Weight Losing Machine!
He is the Canoe Confirm Cross Cannot Muddy Mud Bank!
He is Outward Bound Course Singapore!

Standing in the corner to my right!
Accompanied to the ring by New Year Goodies!
From the Dining Table!
Weighing in tonight at I don't know how many lbs yet!
He is the Ultimate Make You Fat Monster!
He is the Steamy Tasty Boaty!
He is the Lunar New Year Steamboat!

Who will win?
Who will triumph?
Stay tune!
Do not going away!
Find out after the commercial break!

2010-02-06T16:57:00.005+08:00

JY's Funny Post!
EPIC MANGA STRIP!

Okay, I can't be funny anymore because this is what happened to my main character...

All characters belong to Bleach an its writer and drawer.
I merely changed the text.

2010-02-06T14:01:00.000+08:00

JY's Not Funny Post
It's emo time!

From goldinuniverse.com,
"Life for some time now has been somewhat depressing and you feel 'under the weather'. You are looking for a means by which you can escape from all the pressures of everyday life. But you must remember that the 'Past does not equal 'Tomorrow'. You are seeking a way to escape from all the trials and tribulations that oppress you at this time, but at least you haven't given up - if one pattern of behaviour doesn't seem to work then you'll change it for another.
You are a leader and possibly at this tine in a position of authority, but you are experiencing problems. You are not quite sure how to handle the present situation.
You are a rather inhibited sort of person. This could be the result of your upbringing or of your schooling, whatever. You are able to obtain satisfaction from various forms of physical or emotional activity but all in all you are inclined to be emotionally withdrawn. As a consequence of this you find it difficult to sustain any deep involvement.
Whatever you strive to do, something always seems to be holding you back. There is no subterfuge in you. You are a clear thinker and all you demand from life, in a relationship, is a partner whom you can trust and with whom you can, together, develop a foundation of trust based on understanding. You are your own person and you demand freedom of thought to follow your own convictions. You have no interest in 'two-timing' and all you seek is sincerity and 'straight-dealing'.
You are anxious about all the limitations to which you are subjected to at this time. You feel that you are not valued for what or who you are. You need OUT. So why procrastinate any longer - MOVE!"

How true is that?
And MOVE where?!

2010-02-01T19:41:00.001+08:00

JY Learnt This Trick During the Holidays and Modified It After The It
A Magic Trick: Ambitious Card

No I am not endorsing Addidas.

2010-01-31T17:10:00.000+08:00

JY Learnt This After The Holidays
A Magic Trick: Coin Matrix

2010-01-29T22:07:00.001+08:00

JY Blogs About Taking In New Students
In His School

You know,
It was the first day of school for the new intake of Year1 students yesterday.
I bet this is what the students and teachers say to them.

But I hope the students really really think through about it.
One year in the school,
and I realised that there is more ~~excitetment~~ agony than 6 years of Primary school.
You go home everyday either brain-deadED or muscle-burstED.
Yes,
They try to murder you with brain cells wrecking work,
And even during PE lessons when kids like us should be running around the lalang field shouting each other names and nicknames,
They make us sucide without dying.

No,
I'm not complaining.
It is just that I don't have any motivation to make go school anymore.
You see...

2010-01-28T22:14:00.001+08:00

JY Learnt This During The Holidays
A Magic Trick: Erdnase Change

The song is a pun by the way.

2010-01-15T18:58:00.001+08:00

JY Blogs About GP?!
Sports and Commercialsation

We are now doing Sports for our GP lessons.
Despite only having come out 2 times in the recent history of A Levels,
It might very well be the easiest topic to comprehend.

It is much more simpler when it comes to commercialisation.
Remember those machines that we used to ride on as small children outside those provision stalls under the HDB?

2010-01-10T21:51:00.000+08:00

JY's 200th Post!!!
EPIC NUMBER, BUT CRAPPY POST STREAK CONTINUES!!!

Tomorrow school reopens...
Damn someone please just burn it down!

You know my Economics Tuition teacher start to ask strange question again*.
*http://lalalameworld.blogspot.com/2009/11/jy-got-nothing-to-blog-so-he-post.html
EET: Monday, school reopens right?
JY: Yes.
ETT: Are you happy to go back to school?
JY: No...
EET: Why your class no pretty girls?
JY: Huh? No la...
JY's mind: What the?! -.-
EET: Huh? Your class really that bad ah?
JY: No...

PWNed again...

I just want to clarify that "No la..." is because I sad to go to school not because of no pretty girls hor...
Don't be sad if you think you pretty and reading this post.

2010-01-09T22:14:00.001+08:00

JY's Post No.199
Remember the $1.99 shops? They ran out of 1 cents after Singapore Mint stopped producing them and closed.

What a long italic subtitle?
I don't even know what is that called even I have used it for about 100 plus post.

School is starting in 1 day time.
Sian.......
"ARGH!"- Kok Hong

A Levels...I can feel the stress rushing in already.

What a dreaded post...

Anyways,
You know I got my hair cut right?

2010-01-07T22:10:00.000+08:00

Sian holidays coming to an end...
Still got work not done...
Refreshment tests on second week...
Tomorrow go cut hair...
See doctor...

New timetable a bit cannot make it...
WHOEVER WRITES BREAK AND LEAVES EMPTY SPACES EMPTY?
EMPTY SPACES MEANS TEACHER CAN KAPO LESSONS IS IT?

This post forget put...
JY's Holidays Ending
A New Beginning in School! (sarcasm)

2010-01-04T00:57:00.000+08:00

JY's 197th Post
197, The Bus I Always Take to Parkway Parade

2010-01-02T00:09:00.001+08:00

JY Decide to Blog Something Happy
For the New Year 2010

2009-12-30T23:22:00.001+08:00

JY Wants to Say a Lot
But everything comes with a price.

It is going to be the end of the decade soon.

It has been a good year overall compared to other years of my life.
Maybe besides the year when I'm 14 from my recent memories.

I don't know why I just have this moody feeling since mid-December.
It got worse and worse,
day by day,
night by night.

2009-12-30T00:02:00.000+08:00

The JY as you know
Officially declared broken.

2009-12-28T23:31:00.000+08:00

JY Wants to Blog
But He Can't Find a Title

Looks like the "ace" title had been use just at the 193rd post.
I don't know how long can I survive with this Blogger JY gimmick.
I can't write those jokes anymore.

Every moment I live this life,
I see something that make me feel disgusted, sad and "sh!tty".
Day by day,
A happy person's life is being torn bit by bit by the things happening and people around;
Like a flower's petals falling piece by piece everytime the wind blows...

However,
A flower can survive with more water and fertilisers.
A flower can turn into fruit and restart the whole process.
(At least from my Primary School Science knowledge.)
A human only has one life.
Just once...

But again,
His emotions can change.

I don't even know what I'm typing...
Just broken...
I need someone to fix me back.

2009-12-27T23:42:00.002+08:00

JY Has Been Sleeping Late
His Mother Ask Him Sleep Early Tonight

So I shall sleep at 0000!!!!

A song to represent my habit of sleeping late:
I Can't Sleep - US5

They say sleeping sufficiently help growing tall...
Lets try...

2009-12-26T00:18:00.001+08:00

JY Thinks Songs Represent What One is Feeling
"Whatever."

Lastest songs on JY playlist:
1.Here Without You Acoustic-3 Doors Down
2.Gone Forever - Three Days Grace
3.Let It Die - Three Days Grace
4.突然好想你 - 五月天

I become sad every time I listen to these songs...

When can someone make me litsen to Lucky - Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat?
It has been in my playlist for sometime...

What a emo post thanks to Galahad452 asking me to Habbo for emo talk...
And I don't get to talk my part...

2009-12-22T23:17:00.001+08:00

JY Blogs About Taiwan Trip
Day7 20/12

For breakfast,
Buffet for the one last time...
But the best.

Went 101.

Took the airplane back to Singapore.

Found out I gained back 2.5kg loss at OBS...

Maybe can get some pictures up...

2009-12-22T23:12:00.000+08:00

JY Blogs About Taiwan Trip
Day6 19/12

For breakfast,
It is buffet...again...

I blogged this post late because I went around Taiwan buying things for myself.
No one asked me to buy anything
So nothing for everyone...
Unless you want to use what I used...

Okay...
Truth is when I was about to write this post in the Notepad...
%$#$ING EARTHQUAKE HIT TAWAN...
I was like "WTF! I'm going to die!"

It al happened like this...
I was about to type this post in the hotel at Taipei on the bed.
Suddenly,
I felt giddy.
Somebody shouted "EARTHQUAKE!"
I quickly got out of the bed and wanted to run out
But my mother was in the toilet!
CRAP!!!
The building swayed and I heard cracking sounds!!!
I was like "Walao! Die liao this building falling apart!"
Then blah blah blah...
I'm still alive...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Hualien_earthquake
Level 4 in the area I stayed...

2009-12-22T02:16:00.001+08:00

JY Dedicates Half of This Post To Yesterday Bday Boy, Terry
The Boy Who Calls Me His Best Friend

Actually,
He talked about girls more than me...
So lets change the title...

JY Dedicates Half of This Post To Yesterday Bday Boy, Terry
The Boy Who Wants A Chio GF

Forget it...
Next thing you know,
He will be asking me to watch Planet 51 thinking that it is an action alien movie...
Like what siah,
Ask me go watch Avatar.
The Blue Colour Alien.
Then,
He all the way thinking it is The Last Airbender.
The botak head...

But don't worry we are still best friends
I won't mistake you for the KoF guy

3D $10 somemore...
Then the 3D like duno wad ceral box the card that you can turn that gives a effect...
Someone take away the 3D movies please...
It doesn't fly in your face like Science Center or Discovery Center or Sentosa
Went arcade,
I wanted to play Animal Kaiser.
New Version 2 siah.
But there is a freaking family sitting there.
Father
Mother
Son
~~How heartwarming...~~
They don't know want take over the machines how long siah.
1 family 3 machines.
They got a freaking album
They got don't how many freaking cards
They got don't know much freaking coins
When the father go change coins
They even used a bottle to chop the place
I mean seriously...
I don't want to bash a happy family playing together here.
BUT I WANT TO PLAY TOO!!!

Next time I'm going to bring
1.my whole family
2.extended family
3.girlfriend
4.girlfriend family
5.wife
6.wife family
7.mistress
8.mistress family
9.relatives
10.class
11.class family
12.friends
13.friends family
To chop the Animal Kaiser machines all over Singapore and not let all those kids shorter than me play!!

2009-12-22T01:47:00.001+08:00

JY Blogs About Taiwan Trip
Day5 18/12

Wake up,
And it is buffet breakfast over again!

After which,
We went to Yingko Ceramic Street
Which is not a street...

Later,
We went back to Taipei.
We visited National Taiwan Democracy Memorial Hall.
Looked like some parts of the Beijing's Imperial Palaces.

Then,
We went to buy products from the "Yuan Zhu Ming".
They were selling Lingzhi, Royal Jelly and Deer Fetus,
Yes,
Deer Fetus...
It is rare as it can only be obtained when it only dropped out from the mother
During shock like eathquake.
It is also wild.
Yes,
It is kind of scary.

Then,
Lunch.
Then,
We went to see the Queen's Rock.
The waves are big.
Really big.
As in there was wind, rain and waves.
Later,
We went to the Yangminshan Hot Spring.
I did not went down
Because I don't dare after days of growing fat...

For dinner,
We went to ShiLin Night Market.
Food was nice,
But not as legendary as in to the point of that of the TV description...

2009-12-22T01:45:00.003+08:00

JY Blogs About Taiwan Trip
Day4 17/12

For breakfast,
It is buffet again and again!
Just that it's less.

After which,
We went to the Hakka Village.
We had Lei Cha a.k.a Thunder Leaf Tea.
I felt my skin turned more yellow after it.
Pikachu had evolved into Raichu!

For lunch,
We went to the famous 5cent Boat Restuarant a.k.a TaiNan Tree House.
Tasted nicer than yesterday food.
Not only that,
The building is made of railway wood and recycled things.
The milk mochi was special.
Later,
We went to Sun Moon Lake.
The original shape was said to be destroyed by the 1999 earthquake.
The Wen Wu Temple looked nice...
There was a replica of Qing Long Yue Dao a.k.a Guan Dao.
It weigh 100+kg.
I can't imagine anyone using it...
Wait,
Maple characters can...
For dinner,
We had steamboat.
Personal steamboat.

After that,
We went to the Feng Jia Night Market.
I think I grew another .5kg...
I had the famous "Da Chang Bao Xiao Chang" a.k.a Big Intestine Wrap Small Intestine.
But it is gluttinous rice wrapped hotdog.
It should be called something else like...
Rice wrap hotdog.

2009-12-22T01:44:00.001+08:00

JY Blogs About Taiwan Trip
Day3 16/12

For morning,
It is buffet breakfast again?

After which,
We had a long ride on the bus.
After a toilet break,
We went to buy some fruit called "shijia" genetic engineered with pineapple.
Taste nice.
But think about it.
You eat chicken and you taste pork...

After lunch,
Had ice blended mango,
Then we saw Straits of Taiwan.
We went to Dreamland, the biggest shopping mall in Taiwan.
We sat on the Hello Kitty ferris wheel.

Later,
We went to Building 85.

Then,
Love River.
The boat had a nice hydrolic press for the roof.
However, the seats got a problem in my opinion.
The seats are in a bar like table top manner to see the view.
But I think as Love River there should be couple seats.

After dinner,
we went to Liu He Night Market.
Grew about .5kg according to the weighting machine...

After that,
We took MRT back to the hotel.
That is because the driver was said to have a second home to go to...

2009-12-15T21:12:00.002+08:00

JY Blogs About Taiwan Trip
Day2 15/12

Early in the morning,
We checked out.
We went to Mazhu Temple.
I had some popiah
With peanut shaving
With yam ice cream
With some vege garnish that Chinese restaurant add on the food.
Very special.
Must try to franchise in Sg.
For lunch,
Seafood meal.
Abalone with mayo...
I'm like...
Why is the familiar substance on the unfamiliar food?
Just abalone would be nicer...

Went to the mountain roads at Xue Shan.
Very long trip.
But the view of Pacific Ocean was really nice.
We passed a connector where soldiers built with their own hands.
200+ of them died while building it.
Is it worth it?
I don't know...

Walked by foot on the mountain at one part.
The cave is dark.
The mountain water was cooling.
They said the water came from the top where the "Yuan Zhu Ming" live.
I wonder if they used the water before it came down?
The water is blue not yellow or brown though...
Should be safe...

After which,
We saw the "Yuan Zhu Ming" perform.
They danced and sang and got people to go up.
I learnt "hello" in their language.
It is "NaLuZou".
(Not the spelling but same pronnouciation)
It sounds in Mandarin like which road to go.
I guess it is because when they first came down the mountains
And tried speaking to the fisherman population in Mandarin by asking the way.
And thus the word is born!!!
Okay,
My intepretation is nonsense.

For dinner,
I had buffet!!!
Growing fat in Taiwan continues...

2009-12-15T21:05:00.003+08:00

JY Blogs About Taiwan Trip
Day1 14/12

0500-1400
Sit plane after meeting the tour leader Wan Ping.
Ate pork sausage on the 1st plane,
Then bacon and cheese bread on the transit flight.
Taste nicer than Breadtalk siah.

1400 onwards,
We met our tour guide a.k.a dao you a.k.a Jimmy a.k.a Xiao Dong
He said he got his name from US President Jimmy Carter,
Because his grandparents could not pronnouce Steven.
First, we were introduced to the Guan Yin Hill.
Second, we went to the bridge where the Lu Xing Hua Yuan shooting took place.
Nothing spectacular.

After that,
We went to the Dan Shui Lao Jie.
Ate
1.Deep fried chicken that taste like the Shi Lin one at Singapore!
2.Grilled squid, voted best among my family
3.Deep fried durian, Original/Yam/Shan Yao
4.Some tofu with vermicill
5.Fishball soup

Then,
We went to Dian Shui Lou to eat dinner.
One of the 3 Original Xiao Long Tang Bao stalls placed in particular order.
3. Ding Tai Feng
2. Gao Ji
1. Dian Shui Lou
We ate different types of Xiao Long Bao
1.Prawn with Pork
2.Black rice
3.Normal
4.Oolong tea
5.Crab
They serve food in a very fatty order...
Meat n Carbo first.
Rice.
Vege.
Desert which is some steamed cake.
Nice...

On the way,
The tour guide told us something about recycling in Taiwan.
I'm really impressed.
Sg should learn something from them.

Following,
We went shopping.
I bought the starfruit juice wrongly...
I bought starfruit concentrate instead!!!
I drank and got PWNED!!!
Salty like salt water.
Sour like vinegar.
Saw large Mr Krabs and Plankton softtoys.

Later,
We went to take the Metro train = Sg MRT
Then my first bullet train ride from Taipei to Tao Yuan
We past Banciao...
Same name as Sg Woodbridge.

Finally,
To the resort!
Golf resort!
But can only use 1 night...
I want to be Tiger Woods when I grow up.
18 Holes here I come!!!

In the hotel,
I saw WWE and Disney Channel in Chinese!
Cartoon Network in Hokkien!

2009-12-13T16:43:00.000+08:00

JY Blogs About OBS
Seven to Eleven

Day1:
Went to Pulau Ubin via the boat at Puggol Jetty.
Puggol Jetty is the private OBS jetty.
I must get myself one at East Coast...

Next,
we packed out things to a dry bag to set out around Ubin for 4 days.
We kayaked our way to Camp Site 2.
I kayaked with someone I slept with for the next 4 nights, Ying Jie a.k.a Ying Gie

Strangely,
after reaching the next camp site,
we learnt the capsize drill.
So we basically paddled our way 1km without knowing how to capsize.
-.-

After that,
We managed to took our last shower before Day4.
Now if you smell what ~~The Rock~~ JY is cookin'?

We had rice for dinner.
Went to do our first reflction at a floating plank with 2 huge pencils.
Slept in a ~~oven~~ tent...

Day2:
Learnt about the People, Process, Product model and the geese formation story.

Later,
We climbed the papaya rock wall.
After so many years,
I still cannot climb rock walls.
During the rock climbing,
Our teachers came on a visit.
Deja vu!
I swear I dreamt about their apperance at that part of the world before.

Played 3 team building games.
Epic draw between both teams.

Learnt about the map of Ubin.
Then they asked for volunteers to be leaders for the kayaking trip to Camp Site 3.
I looked at the map and I remembered my secondary days when I failed map reading in Geography.
I decided not to volunteer.
But Ying Jie my kayaking partner decided to volunteer!
I know we're screwed...
And we certainly went on to get screwed...

In the night,
We had sentry duty.
I saw a shooting star.
Made a wish that lasted to Day4 2359...

Day3:
Played a game about boys being worth 5cents while girls being worth 10cents
~~It's not as if girls can reproduce by themselves...~~
I know it's just a game...
Another story,
This time about a fat disgusting fat butterfly.
That I assume look something like this...

Later,
we kayak again!!
It is a Marine Mobile Leadership Course!!!
I partered up with a canoeist!
~~How slack!~~
How epic!
Certainly a new experience.
Learnt a lot from him...
Went through several places.
1. Forest
2. Ah Ma Drink Stalls
3. Mud Fest
4. Open Sea

We reached our next camp site.
We saw some girls from some girls school(s)
I don't know how many schools were there,
All I know that,
They were girls...

We managed to take a "bath" in the quarry.
Felt refreshed,
But my body was half dead.

Day4:
We went rafting with our own raft build out of
4 Barrels
6 Poles
16 Ropes
The 2 watches sure had fun with the instructors in the quarry.

Back to kayaking with Ying Jie.
This time he took the front I took the back.
It was better than the 2nd day.
Reached Camp Site 1.
Washed up the equipments.
Washed up the JY.
Slept by the table.
Got screwed by time.

We went on to be the last to pitch our tents,
Which I think is when my slacker image starts to leak into the minds of the other 27 people.

Had dinner,
Did odd jobs once again.

We were then late for the night walk.
So it got canceled.
We were punished by waiting for Jill, our instructor, for 30mins like she did.

Slept in some "ulu" forest despite being so near to the concrete forest.
Saw the botak security.

Day5:
Went clearing up the place.
However,
Something random happened!
Someone said they helped us bring our tents out of the forest!
I was like !#$%
My tent was the first to be out even before sunrise!

Last activity,
Jetty Jump.
I call it Pond Plunge.
Freaking low tide.
Freakin high height.

After that,
We went on to buy souvenirs.
Kind of expensive in my opinion.

Home sweet home.

Final thoughts:
Yes,
I skipped some parts.

Having been to at least a camp a year since Secondary 1.
This camp has nothing special to learn except kayaking.
All the soft skills had already been learnt.
I'm just lazy...
Boo me all you want...
If I'm hardworking,
I would be OBSing with RIJC VJC NJC HCI.

As for the instructors,
They are really professional.
I hope Jill find Jack soon...
Maybe at some hill.
Where there is water and pail.

As for the person who I slept with for 4 nights,
As compared to normal 2 nights camps.
I think I know you better...
You said something that leaves a deep impression.
Ying Jie wants to learn Japanese and get a Japanese wife...
PURE Japanese wife...

2009-12-06T23:53:00.000+08:00

JY's Last Post Before OBS
7-11 Dec

I will be away from 7-11.
What's in store, I don't know.

Actually today wanted to play Animal Kaiser again.
But the kids at Vivo Time Zone like got:
1. Free money
2. Free time
3. Free cards

Some got album la!
Like last time when I played Pokemon and WWE cards.
I wondered how many times had they hit that round yellow and green buttons...

Hope I make it back in one piece...

2009-12-01T20:45:00.002+08:00

JY warns you not read this post!
You might not want to be his friends anymore after reading this!

This post is going to reveal the JY (you know) more than any other!

During my secondary school days,
I remember my Physics teacher by the initials of CHL
(Not DHL)
Said he only have one "face"
And that is it,
The one he brings to class.

Last night,
I had a MSN conversation.
We talked about personalities that people potray in front of different people.
So I just have an itch to blog about my gimmicks.

10 Faces of JY 2009
1. The "Blog" JY
As you can start flipping the blogpages.
This is the JY.
It started off with as some poem freak to same lame @$%.

2. The "Class" JY
Most of the time quiet in front of teachers.

3. The "In front of Girl(s)" JY
Still quiet, but nosier than in class.
Tries to insert some hit & miss jokes here and there.

4. The "In front of Boy(s)" JY
Eff-ing pervert
Unless there is someone who also has a pervertic side there,
I will avoid stealing his part.

5. The "In front of Parents" JY
Always not that intelligent, but at times right in the strangest moments.

6. The "In front of Sibling" JY
She calls me gay and idiot.
So more or less it is...
Now she calls me a George Coloney fan after watching Ocean's Thirteen.

7. The "Holiday Period" JY
The mind will start going haywire and likely to make wrong choices.
Also very lazy.

8. The "Movie" JY
Hardly react in the cinema unless I it is really a good part.
Every movie only react once most of the time.

9. The "Behind Close Doors" JY
You would never want to know...

10. The "Boyfriend" JY
I do not know.
It is an untested product.
Would you like to be a Beta customer?
Sign up now!
Deadline: 30th Dec 2009
So I can be the last person you see in 2009 and the first in 2010!
3 hour period available from today to 29th Dec!
Get your JY today!

I usually try not to use the same gimmick in a group with someone else.
But at times it is hard.
When you go TAF club,
WTH!
He is fat.
He is fat.
He is also fat.
Everyone is fat!
You can't run around the track with your stomach sucked in right?
Just kidding,
There are unique individuals in TAF club.

And yes,
I am practically non-existence in front of strangers.

You might feel disgusted.
You might feel you know me more.
You might be laughing.
Whatever it is.
I don't care.
I just post this so I can hit my 180th post.

Actually,
Some of you might already know.
You know me like you can visualise me naked.
Come on,
I know you are trying to do that.

2009-11-30T00:09:00.002+08:00

JY almost shat in his pants
When he read the headlines yesterday on Sunday edition of The Straits Times

I drink soya milk at times for the protiens
Last night I just finish my carton of soya milk without sugar
Yes no sugar!
But that's besides the point.

When I saw the headines,
My heart was thumping/hammering against my chest
(No pun intended)

When I flipped open to Lifestyle page 12,
I heaved a sigh of relief.
(How Primary schoolish compo)

Though soya milk has some female hormones thingys in it,
It doesn't have such huge effects that can lead to breasts development.

Might be a sad news for people who wants bigger 60065...

However,
It is certainly a sad news for me.
I was prepared to open my soya milk company if it really helps breasts development.
JY's Milk Co. So Ya!

If you're wondering,
I switched to drinking milk just in case...

2009-11-21T23:59:00.002+08:00

JY dedicate half of this post to Jason
The most active tagboarder of this blog

Part1
Today is Jason's bird's day,
So 7 of us went to Plaza Singapura.

Yesterday,
Somebody on MSN tell me wear Ace Camp T-shirt
So I wore it,
But when reach there,
They all dressed like there is girls in the 7 like that...
~~Walao bluff me wear some cmi shirt,~~
~~Then you all wear so nice.~~
~~I DON'T WEAR SHIRT ALSO LOOK BETTER THAN 6 OF YOU COMBINED!!!~~

6 of us watched 2012
I give it 4* because it was/has:
1.Emotional
2.Action
3.Jokes
4.Black President
5.Chinamen
6.Humanity

However it lack of:
1.ChioBus
2.Following ish SPOILER!
The flooding of the ship looked like it is totally done inside the studio

After that went to eat Just Acia.
FREE flow of iscream and drinks.
Then there was an uncle selling tissue came to us.
He selling 1 packet at $1
Yes you neber read wrong.
1 for $1
I thought it was 3 for $1
Inflation rate 300%?
Too expensive...
Not I don't want to buy...
I will consider if half price...
If 3 for $1
I buy
Because I nv bring my think tissue with me...

Why thick tissue?
Becaue thin one clean ass will break and then...
You get what happen after that...
Thus I hardly buy tissue from the uncles and aunties...

After that took a gay picture like every outing...

Then Jason went to Clarke Quay...

Part2
5 of us went acade at Plaza Sing top floor.
I finally got my chance to play Animal Kaiser!!!
It look kind of funny to see two 17 years old boys playing a machine that is usually played by small kids.
I show you my FOIL Indian Cobra card some other post.

Why would people want to play the Jukebox or Junkbox or whatever game with 16 buttons?
It is not as if the buttons are half-sphere.

After that looked around the shops around the top floor,
The things looked really nice there...
Must go back see someday

2009-11-18T21:48:00.000+08:00

JY dreamt last night
About a FREAKIN' BALD FAT MAN!!!

It wasn't wet for sure...

I saw this strange trespasser guy walking around the my living room,
So I decided to take him out with a back leg sweep.
Example of back leg sweep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NACXru-gJ_o
I think he landed on his head of something...
And DIED!

I went around telling my parents saying there is a dead body in our living room.
They said nevermind...leave it to rot or something...

According to dreammoods.com:
To dream that you kill someone,
1. Indicates that heavy stress may cause you to lose your temper and self-control. Consider the person you have killed and ask yourself if you feel any rage towards him or her in your waking life. Your dream may be expressing some hidden anger.
2. Alternatively, you may be trying to kill or put an end to an aspect of yourself that is represented by the person killed. Identify the characteristics of this person and ask yourself how you do not want to be like him or her.

My views:
1. I do not seem to know that guy...but a good tempered gentle person like me might have hidden anger.
2. I do not want to be fat and bald anymore...
Wait! I'm bald?!
Nevermind, look on the bright side, I will have abs soon!!!

2009-11-15T20:30:00.002+08:00

JY remembers...
Yesterday and today

There was this girl who look somewhat familiar.
I saw her yesterday at Downtown East while lining up at Cheers.
Then today I saw walking past New York New York at Parkway Parade.
Seriously, she looked familiar.
However, I cannot seem to recall where I saw her before.

Lets check out some possibilities out:
1. Primary school
Cannot remember anyone in Primary school that have the look of that standards...
Maybe it is Primary school, that is why.
2. Secondary school
Certainly not in school.
Maybe CCA?
3. JC
I do not have any recent memories of her...

Might be because of the stress of going to lectures tomorrow again,
I am having hallucination?

This post make me look like a despo boy looking out for girls.
But I must say in my heart there will only be 1 (still finding)
As I said,
1 enough because too many = santa claus + cai shen ye

Why are post so "I don't know how put it" nowadays?

2009-11-14T23:53:00.002+08:00

JY's 175th Post
Nice number so must post

For the past two days,
I have went to E-Hub/Downtown East.
It is like going to school without seeing the school
despite it being the PW exam days for others.

My PW was on Wednesday.
I was in the first group and had to stay back to 3pm to see the last present.
It was like a Saw Marathon organised by The New Paper,
Except more brutal and meaningful.

Have you ever wonder why is it called The New Paper?
I have come out with a few theories:
1. They use non-recycled paper, but just darkened cheapened paper.
2. The creator spelled The News Paper wrongly when it was first published, so they decided to just go with it.
3. Lets face the fact that there is no news inside the Paper.

Back on track...

Thursday,
"Class" outing to cycle...
But it rained...
So we went E-Hub...

We:
1. Waited and waited...and basically waited...

2. Bowled,
Sadly no one seemes to notice I'm 2nd with 70 points.
I know 70 points very little,
but I'm a big fish in a small pond right?

3. Played Taboo
With that name,
I thought it would be something more exciting,
Like Twister 3.0 or something.

4. Arcade
Too long never play,
Rusty...Can't even pass 1 level of Time Crisis
I wanted to try the Animal Kaiser since it is like so popular among kids today.
(http://www.animalkaiser.com/)
That statement made me sound like some uncle ah pek.
Then there was some cute and helpful boy offered me his card.
I said it was okay.
He replied that the machine gives out lousy cards to first timers.
I did not want his help!
Do you think I will lose just because of some lousy card?
~~I spent every night of my kindergarden life in the arcade when coins is still used!~~
Coins...I realised the reason why most machines use card now...
My coin stuck in the Animal Kaiser machine then cannot play...
Sian.

5.Tok cok
I don't even know which part of the session was serious.
It started with spinning of a chilli bottle to an APEC Submit!
However, I feel it is much more meaningful than the anything else.
It is when you communicate.
It is when you don't pay.

6.Dinner
BBQ Chicken.
Saw 2 mascots coming down the escalator while waiting for others to finish their food.
I uncontrolably waved ~~frantically~~ spastically at them.
The racoon one waved back!!!
I was so happy!
I just like mascot (covered fully kind).
They always have the happy face no matter what.
Crap, now everyone knows my weakness...

7.~~Dessert~~ Tuition
Some lousy tuition which can't get me to pass my Promos prevents me from eating Gelare...
Why? Why? Why?

On Friday,
Chinese Class BBQ at Downtown East Chalet.
Rained, but that did not stop us from starting the fire that cooked me when I stood close it.
With the rubber band trick taught to the others,
I must find new trick to pick up girls liao...

Very wordy post...

Good luck!

2009-11-09T23:18:00.002+08:00

JY got nothing to blog
So he post an extract of a conversation that he had with his Econs tuition teacher

ETT: How many people are there in your PW group?
JY: 5
ETT: How many boys? How many girls?
JY: 1 boy. 4 girls.
...
EET: Does your girlfriend happen to be in the same group?
JY: Err...No.
JY's mind: What the?! -.-

PWNed...

By the way, I'm still finding a way to learn Economics from Warcraft3.
Hopefully, holiday got time...
Which is like 26/11?!
I know some JCs already started their holidays or is starting next week...
But my JC has LECTURES!!!
Lectures without tutorial...
Holidays=Tutorial
School reopen=Stand in/outside class

2009-11-07T15:43:00.000+08:00

JY was feeling down a few days back...
and is still is...

So many things,
~~So depressing...~~

How can there be 2 same ideas when both never met before?

~~Saw you yesterday going out of school.~~
~~Saw you today coming into the school.~~
~~But is there any chance we can do it together?~~

WHAT CRAP POST IS THIS?!

2009-11-02T20:50:00.001+08:00

When JY takes MT National Exams,
Suay (Lit. Translation from Coxford: unlucky) things happen

Remember when I took my Chinese O's
I cut my finger even before the exam begins...

This morning I took my Chinese A's
I sat through the whole exam without zipping my pants!
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME I NV ZIP AGAIN!?
I only noticed it after everything is over when I bend down to pick my dictionary!
The habit of going to toilet in the morning has been taking a toll on me
Not as in my body
I don't want constipation
As in my good image...

;_; "_" '_' -_- =_= +_+ <_> >_< !_! @_@ #_# $_$ %_% ^_^ &_& *_* )_( \_/ /_\ |_|

2009-10-28T00:19:00.000+08:00

JY fell off the chair today
It is like so...

I feel off this chair

as I was trying to move back to pick my bag up from the ground....

Or rather this chair...

That is why this post is dedicated to suggest better chair at the bubble tea shop opposite the school.

Idea 1:

The egg chair

I suggest using this chair because you won't fall back...

Even if you do,

There will be 2 scenarios:

1. I will fall back and cannot get up like Ninja Turtle

2. I will roll down the mountains like Jack and Jill who went up the hill

Idea 2:

Osim Chair

I tell you like that your customers will have a lot

Not even airplane 1st class so shiok

And best off all won't fal off while reversing

Total protection

Confirm 100% ga-lan-damn-tee + CHOP Stamp + Your head will not fall off!

But very high cost

Idea 3:

2 Chairs

On the other hand,

They can provide 2 chairs...

Although that still leave the @$% pretty vulnerable....

Idea 4:

Steel Chair

Just give me the steel chair to whack whoever give me the lousy chair

My @$% would be so happy that revenge is taken

Idea 5:

Invisible chair

Once I am able to sit this chair I won't fall back anymore...

Eh don't say you cannot see the chair...

Cannot see the chair is stupid

Idea 5:

The stick chair

Once seated, you wouldn't want to move because it feels so good...